Scarlette Says : How I Feel About Christmas Trees


Y'all. I know that my mother is a little bit crazy. For one thing, she spends all day saying things like "Scarlette, we do not color on the wall. We only color on our paper." Which is crazy because, HELLO! The wall is SO MUCH BIGGER than that flimsy piece of paper she gave me (Which I totally saw her pull out of the printer. It's like, invest in a coloring book woman.) Does she seriously think that single sheet of paper  is going to be able to contain my creativity? No. It is not. I have a lot to offer the world via my selection of colors. For another thing, she puts weird things like spinach in my drinks. She tries to call them "smoothies" … [Read more...]