1) There is nothing good on daytime television other than Full House re-runs.
2) Every single horror movie trailer has this line "the hunters…insert dramatic pause here…become the hunted." COME ON horror movie trailer writers. You seriously can't come up with anything more original than that? Did it never occur to you that perhaps, PERHAPS someone has used that phrase before? And by perhaps, I mean practically every horror movie ever made.
3) Yesterday on My First Sale, this couple frets about whether or not they should rent their house to 4 college frat boys. Because they wondered, would four college frat boys possibly trash their house? Then they had the audacity to go ahead and rent the house to 4 college frat boys despite my very loud cries of protest. Then to add insult to injury, they come back to check on the house a year later and it's been totally trashed, complete with beer bong and makeshift volleyball court in a bedroom. WITH SAND. And they're walking around the house going "I can't believe this, I just can't believe this." REALLY? REALLY? YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FOUR COLLEGE FRAT BOYS TRASHED YOUR HOUSE? REALLY? Well then guess what. You are idiots. Then Jeff came out of the shower and was all "Honey, who are you yelling at?"
Obviously I've learned nothing other than the fact that peanut butter is no longer considered an acceptable food substance to my body and that I hate television.
