I'm a big Demetri Martin fan and I love all the graphs he uses in his stand up comedy, even though I don't really know anything about numbers and graphs and stuff that involves math.
I figured that Demetri was unlikely to make a graph about infertility, so being the incredibly helpful person that I am, I decided to make one for him. I think it would also be very handy to hang on your fridge. Or tape to your favorite box of chocolates. Or pass out to random strangers prior to asking them if you look pregnant.
I was going to do a second graph about being that late and then ending up having the worst cramps ever, but I couldn't because I was too busy eating the rest of the boxes of frozen thin mints that I'd hidden behind the ice maker and asking Jeff to drive me an hour away to the closest Arby's so that I could have a roast beef sandwich.
