1) Sometimes when I wash my face, I pretend I'm in a Neutrogena commercial. And by sometimes, I mean every time that Jeff isn't in the bathroom while I'm washing my face.
2) I try to eat healthy but occasionally I have cravings for raw hot dogs, because that's the way I used to eat them as a child. If you are unsure why my parents allowed this, be assured that they didn't. I used to sneak out of my room at night and eat them IN BED. Clearly I've always had issues.
3) I am wearing my snuggie as I type this.
4) It took me an hour yesterday to find the post office that is only 10 minutes from my house. I took the new car because of my driving anxiety and still was in tears from the sheer frustration of not knowing how to get anywhere in our new town. And our new town is tiny. I don't understand how I manage to get lost in a town of only 7,000 people. I never even found the post office, I ended up at one a town over, with people throwing mail at the postmistress.
5) I love the smell of gasoline. I used to sneak sniffs from the gas can in my dad's shed when I was little. That's probably the explanation for everything.
(p.s. the bling out your blog class starts on monday!)