You know in that episode of The Office where Ryan is all "I don't want to be like, a guy here. You know? Like, Stanley is the 'crossword puzzle guy'. And Angela has cats. I don't want to have a thing… here. You know, I don't want to be the 'something' guy." But then he turns out to be The Fire Guy. Because everyone has to have a thing.
If life were The Office? Pretty sure I'm the Awkward Girl. I'm okay with that.
