My secret desire has always been to be Dear Abby. In high school I petitioned to be an advice columnist for our school paper. We didn't have one and the administration was all against me giving out anonymous advice to students. And the editor of my college paper wouldn't let me do it either, but that's just because she hated me for going to formal with the guy she liked. If I'd known she liked him, I'd have totally picked the advice column over slow dancing to Sugar Ray. What's the fun of a school paper if you don't have an advice column?
I'd be a great advice columnist. I give advice all the time, even when people don't ask for it. My motto is "If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it"
I sincerely hope that one day this little dream of mine will come true. Maybe one day I'll even do a Dear Abby post here, and then I will email the whole thing to my old newspaper adviser and be like "Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine."
