1) When someone asks me to look at an email on the computer and then, once I am standing in front of the computer screen, proceeds to read the email aloud to me. I can SEE it. If you wanted to read it to me, why ask me to walk over there and look at it? Why not just read it to me?
2) People who call my office and ask for the pharmacy and then ask me if I am sure when I tell them that we are not Kroger. Well you know, I am pretty sure that I know where I work. But if it makes you feel better, let me take another look around just to be certain. Nope, still not Kroger.
3) The smoosh-together naming of celebrity couples. If you use the phrase Brangelina to describe two separate people, I can't take you seriously.
4) People who say 110%. I'm talking to you, Kara DioGuardi. Stop saying that. You're already annoying, so when Randy says "one hundred and ten percent yes!" (Stop doing that, Randy) and then you chime in with your exclamations of "one hundred million percent yes!" I want to hit you in the face. With a math book. And I can't even add.
5) Being sat next to the front door at a restaurant. Why do you even have tables there? It's annoying, all the people coming in and out. Plus, it's cold because the door keeps opening. And then it makes me feel all high maintenance to ask the hostess for a different table. And I don't like feeling that way. Which is why I make Natalie do it.
