On a lighter note: I once accidentally brushed my teeth with Desitin.
Now I can't use toothpaste in a white tube without first triple checking the lettering. Last night I had to use Jeff's Sensodyne and a few seconds into brushing my teeth I darted back into the bathroom to make sure that I was, indeed, using toothpaste.
What, you don't brush your teeth standing on your front porch while you let the dog out? Really? Is that why my neighbors are staring? I thought it was the bunny slippers.
