1) I am always surprised when I have to, erm, tinkle. The whole time I'm walking to the restroom, my inner monologue is going something like this: "Ugh, why do I have to pee? Well, I DID drink an entire latte this morning" as though the latte is the sole reason for this rather than the fact that I AM HUMAN. And yet every day I attempt to rationalize what could possibly be causing this to happen.
2) I cannot walk on top of sewer grates. I am certain that I will fall in. That is pseudo-normal. What is not normal is my thinking "I can't fall in that drain. No one will ever find me. Like in that movie Now and Then. Well, the crazy old guy found her in the movie. But I don't know any crazy old guys." Because if I DID know a crazy old guy, THEN it would be perfectly safe to walk on top of the sewer grate.
3) I sing quite loudly while cleaning the house. Yesterday I was singing Faith My Eyes and just when I got to the part that goes "I'll walk with grace my feet" I slipped and fell on a towel. And then I said to myself "way to go grace" and after that I sat in the floor and laughed at my own hilarity for a few minutes.
4) I occasionally wonder to myself what the BSC would do if they were in my situation. The BSC as in the characters of the fictional childrens books The Baby Sitter's Club.
5) Whenever I see a glass of orange juice I think "Just a tiny sip of that won't hurt me. It's not like I'm THAT allergic." I always regret that one.
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