The people who lived in our house before us? I don't think they owned a dictionary. I think this because apparently the had the word wall confused with the word notepad.
Yeah, they wrote all over the walls. And I don't mean their kids wrote all over the walls. Because they didn't. What their kids did was draw pictures all over the walls. In lipstick. It's the adults who wrote on the walls as though it was some sort of dayplanner. Like, in the dining room it says "Dinner with Kara, 592-6642." In ink. On the wall.
So we've been spending all of our time Magic Eraser-ing and priming to get ready to paint the entire house. The entire house. Poor Jeff went through so much primer that we've been referring to him as "Optimus Primer" and if I were you, I'd totally make that my kid's Halloween costume. We finally picked out paint colors, and this picture is just to show you that look! I CAN paint colors that aren't neutral! I painted a room blue! Yes, the entire rest of the house is in shades of white. Yes, even the kitchen although I prefer to refer to it by it's proper name which is "Woodrow Wilson Putty" but that isn't the point. The point is, please come to my house and help me finish painting. Thank you and good day.
