Jeff plays tennis. I like this about him. I like to watch him play tennis.
What I don't like is how he gets all bronzey tan from playing one match while I sit on the sideline paler than a member of the Cullen family.
I swear I think the sun exposure actually makes me paler.
The only times I've ever been tan in my life were times that I went to the tanning bed. But I can't do that anymore because now I'm a responsible adult. Plus, there is that whole thing about my sister and that time she had melanoma and stuff. No tanning for me.
So obviously, I self tan.
I am a pretty big fan of Neutrogena Instant Bronze Self Tanner for the face…except that I like to use it on my entire body. And that gets expensive. There is the same product for the body, but I think it streaks, hence my using the face version.
So I'm looking for a self tanner. One that makes me a lovely bronze color like my hot husband. Not one that makes me orange. One that I can see as I put it on. And one that is meant for pale people. Because really, why do they even make self tanner for tan people? That is just wrong.
So what is the best self tanner you've ever used?
