So the other day Jeff needs to send an email. I can't remember the lady's email address so I tell him just to log into my email because she is in my address book. I use gmail, so on the left hand side of my email is a live chat that connects to other gmail and aol users.
Jeff logs in and then turns to me and asks "who is Sports Fan Stan and why are you talking to a Duke fan?"
It takes me a minute to realize what he is talking about.
AOL has these stupid "fake" users that they put in your chat box like "My TV Bud" or "Liv Greene" – the first being a link to a gossip website and the second a link to a website that tells you how to live green. Okay, so the second one is kind of clever. Anyhow, underneath their names is their status- like today, My TV Bud says "Get the gossip on gossip girl"
I do not know how to remove these things.
I also did not know how to explain to my husband that Sports Fan Stan was not a real person and that I was not secretly chatting him up on the internet everyday.
When we finally got all that straightened out, I discovered that my husband was not so much worried that I had some strange man on my chat list as he was that I had a Duke fan on my chat list.
This either speaks very highly to his trust in my faithfulness, or very highly to his love of UNC basketball.