Scarlette and Lucy are the best of friends.
It’s time for “Match That Phrase!” If you can correctly identify who said each of the statements below, well then that probably means I over share on the internet. But seriously, some network should pick this up as the hottest new game show. And Adam Levine could host it. Because I love him.
A. “Honey, you can’t call the baby Scar. Because!! That’s the name of the lion that killed Simba’s dad!”
B. “Scarlette, we don’t make ourselves throw up. If we want something, we use our non-existent words.”
C. “Why does the therapy ball look like it has udders?”
D. “Scarlette, we pet the puppy, we don’t lick her.”
E. “She licked the dog?! That is disgusting. Can we like, lysol her tongue or something?”
F. “Scarlette, remote controls are not for eating, they are for daddy to watch ESPN with.”
G. “I’m really glad she’s a girl so that I get out of having the sex talk with her. And like, teaching her how to pee in the toilet and stuff.”
H. “What do you think rice cereal tastes like? Probably like oatmeal, right? Oh my gosh, no wonder she spits half of this back at me! She doesn’t need feeding therapy, she needs a cheeseburger.”
I. “Wait, how did you even get over there?”
As soon as this baby starts crawling, we’re in a heap of trouble over here.
And I’ll tell you this: Jeff totally watched way too much Lion King as a kid.
(p.s. here is a new video of her)
