So far the list of things that have broken in our house this week are:
1) The toaster. This is a problem as I purchased a large quantity of VitaTop Muffins for cheap a la Extreme Couponers and now I have nothing with which to toast my muffins. Yes, I realize that you can pop them in the oven but I am much too impatient to wait half an hour for a muffin top when I can just pour a bowl of Cocoa Puffs steel cut oats.
2) My hair straightener. I don’t even need to tell you why this is such a travesty. Have you ever seen my hair post-drying and pre-straightening? That’s right. You haven’t. THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.
3) My magic bullet blender. Worst product name ever but it makes pureeing peas so easy that I am mourning it’s loss. Scarlette, however, is all “YOU HAD IT COMING, PEAS! A POX ON ANY APPLIANCE THAT TRIES TO MAKE ME EAT YOU!”
4) My glasses. Although these didn’t actually break so much as they were snatched off my face by tiny little ninja hands and bent into angles that will never again properly sit on my ears.
5) Naptime. My daughter has decided she would like to no longer take her afternoon nap. Which would be totally fine if she were able to accomplish that without turning into a little flesh eating zombie monster around 4pm. Seriously. She’s a biter. We’re working on one longer, mid-day nap but until then, I need some coffee stat.
