In order to protect the innocent, I won't reveal which one of us made the following comments in our first few days at home. Have fun guessing. 😉
"What is that on the baby's head? Oh my gosh, did I drool on her? I did! I drooled on my baby's head!"
"She looks like an elf in that hat. We should have just kept the Christmas tree up."
"Oh look, she blinked! She's a genius!"
"#$%!! $^@#@! @&#@(*!" (in our defense, the alarm on the heart/apnea monitor scares the living daylights out of a girl person.)
"Is that a diaper in your bra?"
"Oh look, she smiled! She's a genius!"
"A time for REST, Scarlette. A time for rest. It's in the Bible."
"How do these snaps work? I think a snap is missing. Wait, those snaps don't match up. Now her outfit isn't on right. Where is the other snap? For the love of Pete can someone find me an outfit without these blasted snaps?!"
"Oh look, she grew some hair! She's a genius!"
"She takes after you, she's a weird one."
