Here is what is going on around here at the moment:
A few weeks ago I joined a playgroup. I went to said playgroup. I did not love said playgroup. I decided to give it a chance and keep going because it’s one of very few in my area seeing as how I live out in the sticks and all and also because I’m a big believer in second chances. Also, I apparently like to torture myself. Then this week I got an email saying “Don’t forget to join us for our playgroups monthly *insert home party business here* party! We’ll be at the park with our new collection so that you can shop while the kids play!”
And I was all “THOSE SNEAKY LITTLE WENCHES! They totally masqueraded their home party business as a playgroup! THIS SHALL NOT STAND!”
So then I searched around for another one. They invited me to preview a meeting this week to see if it was a good fit. Turns out, they did not mean “if it is a good fit for you.” They mean “if it is a good fit for them” because then?
THEN THEY VOTE ON YOU.
That’s right.
I’m rushing a playgroup, y’all.
I feel like the Lord is now just giving me good blog material when it comes to this whole playgroup thing. I mean, seriously? SERIOUSLY?
In unrelated news, how in the heckfire do you keep hydrangeas alive? Because I’m somehow killing mine, smalls, and I do not know why this is happening. I water it. I give it sunlight. I sing lots and lots of Veggie Tales songs around it. What more does it want from me?!
(B/c I get asked a lot about Scarlette’s clothes, her dress is from the Persnickety outlet, my shirt is from Stitch Fix; affiliate link included. Also, Scarlette was just slightly tuckered out by Easter festivities ♥ Shameless mommy adoration: Here she is on her first Easter home, and on Easter last year.)
