Once upon a time I was 19 years old and laying on a daybed in Jeff's bedroom. He was laying on the other end of the daybed. He was trying not to touch me. I was trying to take up a lot of space so that he would have to touch me. Turns out, this is not an easy thing to do when you only take up … [Read more...] about Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
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The horror. The horror.
The other day Jeff posed a seemingly innocent question that sparked this conversation:J: Hey, where is the little white dish?KA: I have it. Why?J: Um...because I need to feed Heidi.*insert horrified silence here*KA: Jeff. Why are you going to use that dish?J: Because that is her food dish.KA: WHAT … [Read more...] about The horror. The horror.
Also, replacing all his CD's with your Britney Spears collection is good too.
A funny April Fool's joke to play on your husband who doesn't want a dog is to borrow a puppy from a friend and then, when he gets home from work, greet him at the door with said puppy and announce how you thought it was the perfect time for you guys to get a puppy. … [Read more...] about Also, replacing all his CD's with your Britney Spears collection is good too.
I was really glad that Tiffani was a witness to this event
So the other day Jeff needs to send an email. I can't remember the lady's email address so I tell him just to log into my email because she is in my address book. I use gmail, so on the left hand side of my email is a live chat that connects to other gmail and aol users. Jeff logs in and … [Read more...] about I was really glad that Tiffani was a witness to this event
I think I might secretly be the fountain of youth
I wish I'd taken a picture of myself yesterday. I went to play Bunco with my mother-in-law and her friends and so I dressed up really cute. And put on big girl makeup so that I'd not look like a teenager. I mean, I put on foundation and eyeliner people. My cute new Anthropologie shirt. The … [Read more...] about I think I might secretly be the fountain of youth
Locked in the basement
A few days ago I was sitting down here and wanted to open all the windows while I was working. But when I went to open said window, there to my great horror, was a spider. On the inside of the screen. If I opened the window, I would have to deal with that spider. And it was not a little spider. It … [Read more...] about Locked in the basement
