Okay first of all, I am cracking up at the all of the wrong song lyrics.
Second of all, I just hung up with my husband after relating to him what just happened to me and he said “Honey, obviously God just wanted to give you something to blog about.” And here is that story.
You know how sometimes you’re driving along and you see a bird and you think to yourself “Oh no self! I’m going to hit that bird with my car!” but then you don’t ever ACTUALLY hit the bird because, you know, IT’S A BIRD and so it flies off at the last minute?
Yeah.
Today I hit the bird.
Well, the bird hit me.
I was just driving along, rocking out to some old school Jewel when I heard a loud THUNK and saw a bird bounce off of my car and land in the street.
It was horrible.
HORRIBLE.
And Jewel’s all “who will sa-eeeee-aave your soul?” and I’m all “AHHHHHHH!!” and Scarlette’s all, well nothing because praise the Lord that she isn’t old enough yet where I have to explain things like “Mommy just killed ANOTHER BIRDIE.”
