I have nothing against Sexy Face Kris Allen, but I really wish you would have won American Idol. If my husband allowed me to use the text messaging feature on my phone, I would have voted for you more. I couldn't though because it costs 25 cents to send a text message since we're old fashioned and don't have free text messaging. And whenever I text anyone Jeff asks me if it was worth 25 cents. And since I already dedicated two nights a week to American Idol solely to see you perform, I don't know if he would appreciate me spending 25 cents on you. But I'm going to pretend you won.
Love,
KA