Summer of 2001 was the summer after senior year of high school and one of the best times of my life. I worked about 3 hours a day and spent the rest of the time hanging out with my friends before we went off to college in the fall. This picture was taken like, 3 years after that summer. But it is a good picture of all of us girls. And somehow I look older in it than I do currently in real life.
Anyhow, back when we had zero responsibility we would go hang out at Regina George's house. We didn't even like Regina George, but that's where everyone inevitably ended up. One night, Natalie and I sequestered ourselves in Regina George's computer room to talk about boys. And also about how Regina George had ugly toes. The fact that the only bad thing we could bring ourselves to say about Regina George was that she had ugly toes is evidence of why she was a much better Mean Girl than we could ever hope to be.
Somehow we stumbled upon this website and stayed awake for another two hours in fits of hysterical laughter, the kind that only happens after 2am when everything is funny. 8 years later, my memories of that summer have faded a little but the night that Natalie and I stayed up all night laughing in a little room at Regina George's house is the best one of all.
The Top 17 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate
16. Smile — All the time.
11. Whenever you go to sleep, starts jumping on your bed . . . do so
for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on
the ceiling. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out .
. . use this method to fall asleep…every night for a month.
9. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up.
8. Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a
pile in his/her room. Jump in them. Comment about the beautiful
foliage.
3. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then
stand up. With an air of disdain, announce that you are going to take a
shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
1. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at
night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight
face, "They're more than meets the eye."
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