There are lots of things that no one warns you about when you have a baby. Things like how often babies REALLY throw up, or how many parenting fails you’re going to experience. And also that sometimes lack of sleep causes you to totally embarrass yourself. Lucky for you, I share all of my embarrassing moments on the internet. Learn from me, grasshopper.
So if you and your significant other have friends over and you just happen to step into the bedroom to check on the baby and then your husband comes in shortly after to ask you a question? If that scenario occurs?
I recommend that before you engage in what might be considered “personal married people bedroom conversation” you first MAKE SURE THE BABY MONITOR IS TURNED OFF, lest you give a whole new meaning to the phrase “entertaining company.”
And that, folks, is my public service announcement for this month.
