I went to Borders last night with Jeanette and we were rifling through the 75% off bins on account of we had an hour to kill before the movie. And I found this:
When, out of morbid curiosity, I picked it up I saw that it was TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS TO BEGIN WITH.
Really?
Someone not only thought that it would be good idea to make a figurine of a red goat-like creature and name it "Hellboy" but they also thought it was a good idea to take that figurine and sell it for twenty five dollars.
And for good measure, just in case the weird tentacles on the box weren't enough of a selling point, they decided to add "seed of destruction" to the front to, I don't know? Increase it's marketability?
It's just too bad that I didn't see this at Christmas time, you know back when I had twenty five dollars. Because I totally would have bought my little cousin this instead of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid.
I mean, anyone could have bought the dude a book.
I could have given him "Hellboy: Seed of Destruction"
Dang it.
