That is my baby sister. We were the best at April Fool's Day as kids. My husband, he is not so into the prank thing as I am. I don't think he's going to laugh when the sink sprayer hits him today. But I will. The following are some sick funny jokes that we played on one another.
Butter and Salt: Put a stick of butter on a plate. Sprinkle some salt on it. Tell your little sister that if she waves her hand over it, the butter will magically melt. When her hand is over the butter, reach over and smash her hand into it. Probably your sister will cry a lot. Unless she's my sister and then she'll just reach over and smear the butter in your hair :/
The Lock Out: Lock your sister outside. Tell her that the lock is jammed and you can't let her back in. Laugh. Warning: sister might punch through the glass and cut her arm up and then get you in big trouble. Not for the faint of heart. Or for people with pyschotic little sisters like mine.
The Pajama Day: Tell your big sister that it is pajama day at school. Don't tell her you made that up until after you get to school and no one else is in pajamas. Laugh at why your big sister never thought to question a kindergartner on this, nor did she think it was odd that you yourself were not wearing pajamas to school that day. Laugh as your big sister becomes convinced that your parents obviously love you more as they helped you pull this off ever. Laugh harder as she vows to never wear ballerina kitten pajamas again.
The Puppy: Borrow a puppy from a friend. Pretend you are getting to keep said puppy. Then be all April Fools Sucka! This puppy isn't really ours! Don't really do this. It's just mean.
The Email: After your sister emails you all excitedly about the new Sweet Valley Confidential book, email her back and tell her that what's even BETTER is that Ann M. Martin is coming out with a new Baby Sitter's Club Book ten years later. A new Baby Sitter's Club Book! The joy! The JOY! Then wait for her to check your blog and have her excitement totally smashed when she gets to this paragraph. April Fools Sisser.
What is the best April Fool's Joke you've ever played/had played on you? I know Jeff has no idea what day it is and I can't use the "I'm pregnant" joke anymore. Actually, I never used that joke. I just sewed his underwear shut. Scarlette's nurse told me this morning that Scarlette pulled her feeding tube out and that I have to put it back in again. I am hoping that's an April Fool's joke, but I don't think it is.
