- The good news is that Scarlette learned the sign for washing her hands. The bad news is that she decided to take this newfound knowledge and try it out. In the toilet.
- I saw a conversation on twitter where someone was said “he was 12 weeks old when we brought him home” and I thought to myself “Self! I didn’t realize that she was a preemie mom!” So I clicked through to see the photo and discovered that she was totally talking about a puppy. And also that apparently my life filter has changed.
- I was walking through Target this weekend and I caught a glimpse of a girl who looked JUST LIKE ME. I was like “SELF! THAT GIRL IS YOUR DOPPLEGANGER! YOU MUST MEET HER NO MATTER HOW AWKWARD IT IS!” Except the actual awkward part was that when I turned around to catch up with her, I realized that what I thought was my twin was really just a badly placed mirror in the juniors department. I TRIED TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH MY OWN REFLECTION, Y’ALL. That is awful. And I totally didn’t get to fulfill my dream of finding my identical hand twin (wink wink FRIENDS fans)
- Did you know that if you run out of dry shampoo and instead sprinkle baby powder on your dark brown hair it will turn your hair completely grey? You’re welcome.
- Scarlette and I went to breakfast at a tiny little mom & pop country cafe out here in the boonies this weekend. While she was serving our grits, the waitress asked me if I attended the school down the street. Apparently even with grey hair I look closer to fifteen than thirty.
