Thanks to the little statistics thingamibobber, I see exactly what phrases people have typed into google to stumble across my little blog. Most of them are legit things that I have blogged about, like finding the perfect pink nail polish or making your own wedding programs. But some of them are completely absurd, which bodes well with me since I have a soft spot for absurdity.
Here are a few absurd google phrases that brought people here which I am quite fond of:
I'm locked in my basement. I get this. We've all been there. Or maybe just me. Anyhow, the thing is, well, I'm not sure the best way to rectify that situation is to google it. Better to look around for something to pick the lock with. Or see if you can reach that window.
Short are practically panties. Okay Miley Cyrus. I know you don't have any sort of decent parental influence. But honestly, the whole stripper pole on the ice cream cart thing was disturbing enough. Shopping online for tiny, innappropriate shorts is not okay. And wearing the black bra under the white tank top? Does not distract us from how horrible your voice is.
Funny quirks about me. Do you even know how to use Google? If you want to know funny quirks about yourself, I suggest consulting your friends and family. You know, people that actually know you. Failing that, maybe a psychiatrist.
Kayla Aimee rumor. Okay, this isn't funny. This comes up in my stats every.single.day. What in the heckfire are you people looking for? Now hopefully it will bring you to this post, where you will feel all shamefaced and want to send me flowers to make up for having to see this:
I can't take off my catsuit. Here's a question: WHY ARE YOU EVEN WEARING A CATSUIT IN THE FIRST PLACE? Unless you are on Broadway performing in the actual show CATS, there is no reason for this. Wait, is this you again Miley Cyrus?
Babyfaking. I can't figure out why anyone would want to do this. Or why it would bring them to my blog, where I've been very enthusiastic about marriage and the act of babymaking.
And finally, this one that I think may have come from my husband: does my wife have neuroticism?
