So this past weekend Heidi and Spencer got married again. I know this because it made CNN. I don't even watch The Hills anymore due to the fact that it made my husband's brain hemorrhage or something whenever it was on, and yet I still know everything there is to know about Heidi and Spencer. This is because they are like, the poster children of famewhoring. Seriously. CNN.
I didn't go to CNN to read about Heidi and Spencer. I went to CNN to find out more about the swine flu. Because I'm worried about catching it. I'm at a huge risk of exposure, what with me working alone out of my basement and not having a car to go any public places.
I didn't really learn anything about swine flu, other than that apparently it's safe to eat pork that might have been contaminated. I feel really good about that. What I did learn was that Heidi and Spencer got married again.
And you know, a lot of people give Heidi and Spencer a lot of flack, on account of him being a total word-I-can't-say-on-my-blog and all. But I have to say that if I could just keep getting married to the same person over and over again, I would. Not because I am so in love with my husband or anything. I mean, don't get me wrong. I am. But because weddings are awesome. And did you people, see my dress? I think it's a great idea to have as many weddings as possible, just for the dress.
