– Scarlette’s like “Hey, when are y’all going to finish staining these steps?”
– Scarlette learned to blow me kisses. It’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m this close to entering her in a Toddlers & Tiara’s-esque beauty pageant. And by “this close” I mean Jeff said over his dead body.
– So instead, I put a video of her blowing kisses on youtube. It worked for Justin Bieber. She’s also pretending to be a dinosaur. And while watching the video I noticed she was signing “more” to me, probably because I had been bribing her with the plastic easter eggs full of puffs sitting next to me. I didn’t even notice that at the time. I am a terrible mother.
– Just kidding. I’m an awesome mother. I know all of the words to Elmo’s World.
– Remember how I joined Clickin’ Moms? They sent me a coupon code to share with y’all so if you use the code FRIEND you’ll get 10% off any standard subscription. I highly recommend them for learning your camera. Just the lesson on histograms alone changed my life. Also the one titled Tips For Photographing Uncooperative Children…
– I have a new giveaway up. One of my blog sponsors is giving away a $20 gift card to Target. I’m pretty sure everyone wants one of those. Including me. I feel a bit sad that I am ineligible to enter, actually. That’s how much I love Target.
– Jeff and I built a raised bed vegetable garden this weekend. It may surprise you to know that I am very handy. As in, I used my hands to hold all of the boards that Jeff was nailing.
– I’m about to try to make chicken and dumplings. Wish me luck.
