You know, the Bible says that we are supposed to live life abundantly. So what I like to do is, I like to laugh at myself when I do stupid things. This means you should be able to find me laughing at almost any given time. At the same time, you can find my husband weeping and gnashing his teeth. We interpret the Bible differently I think.
But the other day I looked back over my twitter feed and realized that people who don't know me probably think that I am absolutely insane.
Case in point: my twitter feed over the last few months
- I just blew out a
candle. I forgot that I was in the middle of brushing my teeth.
Toothpaste foam all over said candle. Awesome. - At work scoping out best place to hide when these gray clouds turn to storm clouds. The closet w/the printer for sure
- I think perhaps
the reason my balloons keep disappearing is that I tied them to a
barbed wire fence…perhaps no one is stealing them at all - Bought shampoo
only to discover it contains orange oils. As someone whos severely
allergic to oranges rubbing them on my scalp cant be smart - Why Jeff doesn't
take me out: I told the hostess I had a brain tumor. Plus I informed
her that Tiffani was not invisible. Also, I was sober - Embarrassing: not
cutting the tag off your Old Navy cardigan 2 weeks ago, wearing it
today, setting off alarm & insisting you're not a thief
I'm going to assemble the last few months of these into a mini album. And I'm going to hide that album from Jeff because he doesn't need any more ammunition.
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