The Christmas Tree: we finally gave up trying to get it back in the original box, tied up the branches with scrapbook ribbon, wrapped it in trash bags, covered it with a blanket and dumped it on the sofa in the basement.
While pulling weeds yesterday, I realized that if someone were to peer in our basement window, it might look as though there were a dead body in there.
That will keep the neighbor kids out of our yard for a while.