Don't we all know what eggs are? And I don't mean a commercial for a brand of eggs. Just a commercial that say "Eggs. They're incredible." I mean, not really. They're okay and all, but I've never had an egg that was incredible. In fact, one time I had an egg that was actually a baby chicken and let me tell you, that was anything but incredible. That was a tad bit horrific. And I made Jeff crack open all the eggs for a good bit of time following that incident.
On second thought, maybe that's why they have commercials for eggs. Maybe their trying to restore my faith in eggs.