Scarlette Says: A) I'm not a baby, I'm a big girl. Do you not even see me going down these steps on my own? And B) I do not approve of this miniscule smear of pumpkin muffin on my hands and I can not believe my mother is listening to that therapist lady and refusing to give me a napkin. In … [Read more...] about Baby Breakfast Picnic (this post started out so innocently and then took a hard turn into crazytown*)
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Project Life 2012 | Week Thirty One
The thing that totally depresses me about Project Life is that when I type in week numbers like "THIRTY ONE!" I am all "Time! Quit moving so fast! I'm not ready for my baby to turn two!" On the other hand, I am totally ready for Christmas and then I remember that and I'm all "Time! Move faster! I … [Read more...] about Project Life 2012 | Week Thirty One
Sicker Than The Remix
If you follow me on facebook/twitter/instagram, you might have seen some of these status updates already. I'm pretending I'm Britney Spears and remixing them here because I want to include them in my end-of-the-year blog book. I'm making up for the recycling by posting those super cute new pictures … [Read more...] about Sicker Than The Remix
Train Of Thought : Board At Your Own Risk
I spent the week cleaning out my worthy-of-it's-own-show-series-on-Hoarders basement because it's getting a makeover. Y'all. I found so many things down there. I found five dollars and eighty seven cents and four forever stamps. And then I felt old because I was way more excited about finding the … [Read more...] about Train Of Thought : Board At Your Own Risk
2012 Olympics | Tell A Different Story
Dear Olympic Broadcasters, I know. You're getting a ton of hate mail about your terrible coverage of the Olympics (I'm looking at you, NBC) and probably you have email filters set up to send letters like this straight to your recycle bin. But really, I don't want to talk about how maybe you could … [Read more...] about 2012 Olympics | Tell A Different Story
Scarlette Sunday Snapshot | 8.1.12
This is life right now: Scarlette is either reading a book, asking me to read her a book, repeatedly saying the word "book" or she's running around laughing to herself, probably about something she saw in a book. Her hair? We call that the "someone just gave the baby peanut butter" look. Scarlette … [Read more...] about Scarlette Sunday Snapshot | 8.1.12
