1) At some point when we were buying our house we looked at the neighborhood amenities. I forgot where they were. Yesterday was the day to pick up pool keys. Our neighborhood is fairly small. I drove around it for twenty minutes to find the pool. Apparently, someone thought it would be a good idea … [Read more...] about Five For Friday | In Random Order (says Bob Saget)
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Awkward Moment: Hang this on your fridge
My niece Nixie is nearly two years old. She goes to school and plays with things like paint and glitter. Typically the kids smear the paint on the paper and someone folds it in half and the result looks like some sort of inkblot Rorschach test. But not my niece's artwork. You can tell exactly … [Read more...] about Awkward Moment: Hang this on your fridge
I'll tell you all my secrets, as long as I don't run into you at the grocery store
I discovered something about myself that I think might be slightly neurotic. I'll let y'all decide.Sometimes I run into people that I know. You know, in person, like at the mall. Sometimes those people will mention something that they read on my blog. And that kind of makes me all nervous, … [Read more...] about I'll tell you all my secrets, as long as I don't run into you at the grocery store
Closing Time: You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
No, seriously. You can't stay here. I want to tell you about something that annoys me on a weekly basis. Closing time. Not the song. Like, the actual time that places close.The model home that I work out of is the main sales office. There is a big, huge, … [Read more...] about Closing Time: You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
Five For Friday | Little Updates Around Here
1) This morning there was a guy pushing a baby stroller (with a baby in it) through my neighborhood. Totally normal, except that on top of the stroller he had precariously balanced a weed-whacker. Now, I don't have a baby but if I did, the list of things I can imagine balancing on … [Read more...] about Five For Friday | Little Updates Around Here
Things I Learned About Lysol Today
1) It takes nearly 1/2 of a full can of Lysol Disinfectant Spray to kill a spider that is hanging out on the door to your office. 2) Lysol has a spraying distance of about 2 feet, meaning that you'll have to get closer to said spider than you prefer due to your total … [Read more...] about Things I Learned About Lysol Today
