1) I dreamed that I had a baby last night. Whenever that happens, I slam the alarm off and try so hard to go back to sleep, hoping to recapture the dream. Then I become irrationally angry that I can't go back to sleep. Then I typically take a pregnancy test, because everyone knows … [Read more...] about Five For Friday: Secret Telling
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Not really much of a punishment
My sister and I got in trouble all the time when we were little. Our parents would send us to our rooms as punishment. Her room was separated from mine by a door. "Shut the door, they would tell us, and no talking". After all, we were in trouble. Except the door had been hung wrong and … [Read more...] about Not really much of a punishment
Other ways to kill me? Grapefruit and lemons.
My little sister is engaged so I've been gathering images for the bridal shower I am going to throw her. In my head, it contains all sorts of amazing homemade baked goods. In real life I'll probably get cupcakes from Publix, but let's live in my fantasy land a little longer, okay? (While … [Read more...] about Other ways to kill me? Grapefruit and lemons.
Rejection: the view from inside a locker
Thanks for your sweet words on my writing. I shared about the rejection letter because I think it's easy to tell you about exciting things, like making a design team but not so easy to say "hey these women I admire didn't want my writing." And I think it's important to … [Read more...] about Rejection: the view from inside a locker
OCD: Five is the new three
Oh, hello. There is so much going on that my head feels dizzy. I was very productive this weekend, however, productive does not = taking down the Christmas tree. I will pay someone $5 to do this task for me. 1) I can't get my hair to look like it did in this picture. Why is this?2) That … [Read more...] about OCD: Five is the new three
Five For Friday: Scrapbooking + Randoms
1) Can y'all even see that picture? Because I totally can't. 2) There is nothing better than a box of junior mints in your freezer. 3) Sunday has been declared the day that the Christmas tree must come down. I did not issue this declaration. 4) I live in the country y'all. I can not stress … [Read more...] about Five For Friday: Scrapbooking + Randoms
