Today is my husband's birthday. If he was here I would look at him just as adoringly as I was on our wedding day. Because he's hot. But he isn't here. He is in Houston on vacation without me. On the vacation I couldn't take because as it turns out, when you get laid off and then … [Read more...] about Happy 26th Birthday Jeff!
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Hello scrapbooking, nice to see you
I spent today altering a book into a wall hanging. I've done several of these "It is well with my soul" wall hangings...and have mailed none of them to the people I made them for. It's like the post office has a force field around it that keeps me from being able to ever make it … [Read more...] about Hello scrapbooking, nice to see you
Public Service Announcement: Food Storage
Do not put your bag of white cheddar popcorn next to a pack of Wrigley's Winterfresh gum in the top drawer of your desk at work. Apparently, doing so will cause your white cheddar popcorn to taste like mint. I would, however, recommend leaving your bag of fudge striped cookies in the same … [Read more...] about Public Service Announcement: Food Storage
On the other hand, this Wild Cherry Capri Sun really hits the spot
I'm on my lunch break as I type this. I went to Publix this morning for my daily breakfast of a toasted blueberry bagel* when I spotted this taunting me from the middle aisle. That's right people. That is a Lunchable. I know. I can't help myself, I love tiny little pieces of … [Read more...] about On the other hand, this Wild Cherry Capri Sun really hits the spot
Thus goes the story of my life
On the first day of high school I wore a pair of tight, flared pants with oversize chunky heels. The year was 1997 and I spent the entire summer pouring over Seventeen magazine in an effort to perfect my back to school outfit. After all, high school was going to be nothing like middle school. The … [Read more...] about Thus goes the story of my life
Infertility vent #56813
Jeff asked me about the unopened pregnancy test sitting on the counter yesterday. "I'm four days late" I replied.He politely inquired as to why, then, was the test still sitting unopened on counter. A question to which I explained that pregnancy tests are stinkin expensive. I plan to … [Read more...] about Infertility vent #56813
