On my drive home, I have to drive on this bridge over a lake. This would be fine, if I didn't have a completely neurotic fear about the bridge collapsing and plunging me into said lake.In the daytime, I look straight ahead, hold my breath, and try to get over it as quickly as possible. The … [Read more...] about It's not even that long of a bridge.
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FAIL: Publix Sweet Tea
I'm southern, y'all. You know I would never say a bad thing about sweet tea unless it was entirely merited, right? Okay.So Publix has some of the best sweet tea ever, and in picking up my deli sandwich for lunch I decided to grab a small bottle. About halfway through something in the … [Read more...] about FAIL: Publix Sweet Tea
Banned from reading this blog
My father, who went out and bought my niece the gift that more than half of you recommended to me. That's just wrong. Do your own research, dad. … [Read more...] about Banned from reading this blog
Opposites Attract: A Case Study
I was awakened this morning by our alarm clock, which kicks on the radio at a set time every morning. This morning it happened to be playing a song by Red Hot Chili Peppers, a song that I particularly like.So I sang along. I woke up and sang along with the clock radio."I don’t ever wanna feel … [Read more...] about Opposites Attract: A Case Study
Help Wanted: the perfect gift for a one year old girl?
My niece Phoenix turns one on Saturday and I am on a quest to get her the best first birthday present ever. Obviously I am going to get her an incredibly loud and obnoxious toy, because that it what really good aunts are supposed to do. I read it in the manual. And of course I am going to buy her … [Read more...] about Help Wanted: the perfect gift for a one year old girl?
Summer Reading Series | Volume One
Most of you know that I am a speed reader. It's genetic, I didn't take a class or anything. I wonder what would happen if I did take a class? I've always been able to do it and while it use to be really embarrassing when I was in school, I now think it's very cool. Like, if I were an … [Read more...] about Summer Reading Series | Volume One
